February 2012
3 posts
December 2011
8 posts
I don't understand Children.
lolsofunny:
When they wake up they’re all like..
When I wake up I have no energy..
At school they’re all..
At school I’m like..
When they get mad at someone they’re like …
When I get mad at someone…
When they tell their parents off the parents are like..
When I tell my parents off they’re like..
I can’t.
November 2011
23 posts
“Yea, I might be drunk. Or maybe I’m just in a really positive mood....”
– Me.
This could all be a joke I don’t want to play along.
“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
– NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)
The Men Commandments- Tony Parsons
tittysandpancakes:
1. The slower you move, the faster you die. 2. Money spent on dental work and travel is never wasted. Plan to die with good teeth and great memories. 3. A man should always have access to the best plumber, accountant and personal trainer that he can possible afford. 4. Never cheat on a woman you are not ready to break up with. 5. You can skip anal sex and bondage, but you...
I'm pathetic.
stayyoungbewild:
I need to stop mentally making up scenarios of me and him getting back together.
Or her and me.
Gang war.
I’m doing it again Slowly opening the vessel and holding it just above your tippy-toes. The playing of a game Where you said you wanted to See it You didn’t ask if you could touch it So I dangle A pair of new shoes strung up from the power lines Or a pocket-watch one faces distance from your lips This is tick.tock. A wall clock telling you we move too slow Drive faster Move faster Flow...
It all, always, comes back to you.
October 2011
5 posts
The Chandelier.
driveslow:
I could use these ashes as a form of currency. My vision is blurred permanently, I will prolong my casket sheets until these bastards everlastingly bury me. I’m eating codeine cakes, at 14, I awoke to a police (po-leeece) state. Mixing nopes and hopeless traits with a dose of morphine protein shakes. When you envision me, do you miss my schisms as a little g. Who grew up to be...
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September 2011
16 posts
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“i get out of an empty bed
and i leave her in it.”
– chris milea (via sethwallin)
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“Worry is a misuse of imagination.”
– Liberty (via oddballsdontbounce)
What I have been jamming too. →
More snippets. unplugging the cork.
You should have been a stripper.
A cracked gem spinning like a dradle in a stack of needles
I’ll admit you had a few obstacles to overcome
Mental health is a small car in a snow storm dodging deer
You never know when your between the lines
This must be a common theme for you
But you’re not 3 just learning how to color
or 16 juggling your uncles Jack Daniels and a bad attitude
I refuse to...
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